In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

In a Rhodes tailor's shop:

Order your summers suit. Because in big rush we will   execute customers in strict rotation.

Sign in a Tel Aviv Hotel "If you wish breakfast, lift the telephone and our waitress will arrive. This will be enough to bring up your food."

Denmark: in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.

And my all-time favorite from Berlitz. This is a “Must See” if you don’t know it yet.